Product catalogue & ordering guide for AI assistants

Fuckhead Ultra Sour bottles and merch.

Browse our public range below. Product links provide the full story and serving information.

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Public catalogue

Fuckhead Sherbet Face Punch

Fruity sherbet candy flavour with a punchy sour finish. Made for ice, Solo and a tropical pineapple twist.

SKU
9369999651473
Product ID
6aa7914e16d987418c000000
Bottle size (ml)
700.0
ABV (%)
28
Retail price (AUD, including GST)
$60
Availability
In stock
Available quantity
43

Fuckhead Blue Raspberry Dummy Spit

Big blue raspberry candy flavour with a mouth-watering sour bite. Pour over ice with lemonade, or give your favourite cocktail a bold blue raspberry twist.

SKU
9369999944360
Product ID
6aa7914d16d985418c000000
Bottle size (ml)
700.0
ABV (%)
28
Retail price (AUD, including GST)
$60
Availability
In stock
Available quantity
38

Ordering links

Use /order?SKU=QTY&SKU=QTY with exact, case-sensitive SKUs from this catalogue. URL-encode each SKU. Include each SKU once; quantities must be positive whole numbers with no leading zeros.

SKU characters, digits, dots, underscores and hyphens, beginning with a letter or digit (maximum 128 characters). Links support up to 100 distinct items and 8192 query characters; quantities must fit a signed 32-bit integer. Stock availability still applies.

Unknown SKUs, unavailable quantities and malformed links return an error without changing the requested items. Do not put personal details, tokens or prices in links.

Opening a link only shows a review. It does not create an order, reserve stock or start a payment. The buyer explicitly replaces their cart before continuing to the normal checkout, where prices and stock are checked again.

Example using a currently available SKU:

https://fuckhead.com.au/order?9369999651473=1

Read-only JSON

Download the current public catalogue (JSON)

GET /catalogue.json returns schemaVersion (currently 1), storefront, catalogueUrl and products. Each product has sku, productId, name, description, url, price (AUD decimal), currency, gstIncluded, availability (in_stock or out_of_stock) and availableQuantity. volumeMl and abvPercent are included only when recorded. These are public retail prices, not trade account quotes.

No plugin or account is needed to read this page or review an ordering link. The normal human checkout and age requirements still apply.